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It's all about the money

Why bother with primary care when you can 420 blaze it?

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I've been ill for 20 days now.

Pneumonia or bronchitis? Who cares? Just give the patient an inhaler and hope they don't die!

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Psych NP refuses to ask a physician for help

You get a pysch drug! You get a psych drug! Everybody gets a psych drug!

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Who needs medicine when you can just treat everything with an IV?

Nurse practitioner = naturopathic practitioner?

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Meningitis, watered down for midlevels

Diseases don't adjust their severity based on your lack of knowledge about them.

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NP wants to know about treating COVID with experimental drug

At least she's not asking about hydroxychloroquine.

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Internal Medicine NP is confused about insulin

Diabetes is to Internal Medicine as "completely inadequate education" is to midlevels.

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No big deal, it's just poison ivy

Hopefully her friend's foot doesn't fall off before she gets some answers from Facebook.

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Psychiatry NP turns teenager into walking pharmacy

There's not enough time in a day to take all those pills.

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"How do you treat this?" Endocrinology 101

I guess they don't teach how the hypothalamic–pituitary–thyroid axis works in online NP school!

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NP consults other Facebook NPs for insight into aortic dissection

It's not like aortic dissection can kill you or anything.

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Guidelines exist for a reason

"How to manage type 2 diabetes" is not something that should be up for debate in 2021.

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Washington State wants to reimburse midlevel NPs at the same rate as physicians?!

Medicine is not a participation trophy.

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It happened to my father

An unexplained blood pressure of 89/58 is just "dehydration", according to the NP that took care of this person's father.

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NP has run out of ideas, consults Facebook for help

PMH NP needs some help from the hive mind.

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Karen NP cancels group member after she suggests to "discuss it with a MD"

Midlevel Karen has no chill.

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The practice of medicine isn't an algorithm

"Am I missing anything?" Yes, yes you are.

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Nurse practitioner asks Facebook about PrEP for HIV prevention

I'm sorry, is this supposed to be an actual question?

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Gastroenterology NP asks Facebook how to do her job

Quick, someone tell me!

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Support physician-led care in Mississippi: vote no to HB 1303

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Biased Medscape article attempts to paint false equivalency between physicians and nurse practitioners using cherry-picked studies

Independent NPs: What’s the Evidence?As more states change scope-of-practice laws to allow nurse practitioners to practice independently, what does the evidence on health outcomes show?MedscapeChristina Bennett "...the quality of care is largely equivalent [between patients seen by NPs and physicians]!" the article exhorts. Let's take a closer

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Psychiatric-Mental Health NP consults Facebook for help with antidepressants

There's a reason why physicians specializing in psychiatry complete a four-year residency. In addition to learning how to diagnose, work up, and manage psychiatric diseases, psychiatrists (as with any other physician in any other specialty) gain the awareness to differentiate between what they know and don't know, and how to

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Ask Arizona Legislators to support unmatched physicians with SB 1271!

Ask AZ Legislators to SUPPORT SB 1271!Help speak out to increase access to primary care in Arizona. YES to SB 1271.Association of American Physicians and Surgeons With 1,831 new graduates of US MD and DO medical schools going unmatched (and thousands more from international medical schools) in

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"Dr." Seth Osgood

GrassRoots Functional Medicine - VT, NH, TX, OR, FLDr. Seth Osgood treats the underlying causes of chronic disease at Functional Medicine clinics in New Hampshire, Vermont, Texas, Oregon, and Florida.GrassRoots Functional MedicineTyler T. With a spiffy sweater and a stethoscope around his neck, if you were a layperson checking

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Kill patients first, learn medicine later

675 clinical hours and it's off to work in the cardiovascular ICU.