Midlevel.WTF

CRNA Featured

You're not a resident. You're a student!

If you want to be a resident, go to medical school first and match into a residency program.

Social Media Consults Featured

PA consults Facebook for help treating her patient's pulmonary embolism

We're going to need a thrombectomy after reading this post.

Social Media Consults

PMHNP is going to lose it if her Facebook post ends up on one of those "anti-NP" websites

Surprise: It did.

Nurse Practitioner

Elite NP wants an NP-to-MD/DO bridge program

For midlevel nurse practitioners, taking shortcuts is a way of life.

Social Media Consults

Elite NP would like us to look at the picture and share our thoughts

Over and over again, these sorts of idiotic Facebook consults demonstrate that the education of nurse practitioners, or lack thereof, is akin to a house built on sand - time is no substitute for the comprehensive medical knowledge, training, and experience of physicians.

Nurse Practitioner Featured

A "real" PMHNP worries about the fake ones

The "real" PMHNPs? How about the real psychiatrists?

Noctor Featured

This Virginia nurse practitioner is slyer than a fox

Don't let this Fox outwit you!

News Featured

Why midlevel supervision is an occupational hazard for physicians: the continued saga of Sarah Erny, DNP

As evidenced by the case of California NP Sarah Erny, midlevels are a threat to the health of their patients as well as the license and reputation of their supervising physicians.

News

Physician's Assistant Convicted at Trial of Amniotic Fluid Scam

Following a 5-day trial, a PA who injected amniotic fluid into patients’ joints in a dubious attempt at pain management has been convicted of conspiracy to commit health care fraud and 12 counts of healthcare fraud, announced U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Texas Leigha Simonton.

Nurse Practitioner Featured

Do any physicians want to collaborate with this disgraced Ohio NP?

Inappropriate prescribing, failure to comply, a bar fight, a Porsche 911, drunk driving, domestic violence, and more...you literally can't make this stuff up.

Nurse Practitioner Featured

Elite NP has great faith in her new EKG machine's ability to interpret EKGs

"You don’t have to worry about the machine giving you inaccurate results." The EKG machine is never wrong!

Nurse Practitioner Featured

PMHNP student is "in search of a child" for her "project"

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

News

Nurse practitioner sentenced to 20 years in prison for $192M Medicare fraud scheme

NP Elizabeth Hernandez was sentenced to 20 years in prison for her role in a scheme to defraud Medicare by submitting over $192 million in claims for genetic tests and durable medical equipment that patients did not need and telemedicine visits that never occurred.

News

Louisiana NP arrested and charged with multiple drug-related offenses

Nurse practitioner Jennifer Ann Levinson faces multiple charges as a result of an investigation that uncovered an alleged drug-trafficking scheme involving fraudulent prescriptions for friends and family members.

Social Media Consults

Nurse practitioner wonders why she can't prescribe controlled substances to her mom

The DEA is not going to be happy about this.

Nurse practitioner charged with molesting patients

From the Spotsylvania County, Virginia Sheriff’s Office via Fredericksburg Today: The Spotsylvania Sheriff’s Office Child Victim Unit charged Keith Allen Henry, 55-year-old of Lewisburg, NC for inappropriately touching patients during consultations. Detectives were made aware of the first incident on November 07, 2023 after a 7-year-old female patient

Social Media Consults

Idiot NP can't make the diagnosis when it's staring her in the face

This picture is worth nowhere near a thousand words.

Hate Mail Featured

Insane PMHNP accuses us of being internet criminals

If you're going to take potshots at us, bud, it's best that you don't miss.

Social Media Consults

Nurse practitioner needs to know "what the numbers mean"

In our medical opinion, the numbers mean that you are very stupid and that you shouldn't be allowed near patients anymore.

Noctor Featured

No one's actually practicing medicine at Snow Family Medicine

Admittedly, "Snow Family Nurse Practitioner" or "Snow Family Midlevel" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Noctor Featured

That awkward moment when a "Top Physician" is actually a nurse practitioner

"Top Imposter" would be a more fitting title, don't you think?

Noctor Featured

Where's the pediatrician at Natural Choice Pediatrics?

If you want your child to receive evidence-based medical care, let alone care from a real pediatrician, Natural Choice Pediatrics is certainly not the place to go.

Social Media Consults

Clueless NP can't read her patient's EKG, so she posts it on Facebook

Hey, we know a few "cardio people". They're called "cardiologists".

Noctor

Get your liposuction done by "Doctor" Secil Schodroski, Part 2: Sketchy supervision by a sketchy neurosurgeon

Get the "liquid gold" liposuctioned out of your fat arms by a sketchy nurse practitioner under the supervision of an equally sketchy neurosurgeon!

Social Media Consults

"All I know about skin is it comes in layers"

With his impressive knowledge of skin anatomy, we hope this NP doesn't develop a sudden "passion" for aesthetics.